ThomsonTO glossary

The English language is hard. ThomsonTO (or her team) don't seem to have a strong grasp of the language. In an effort to make their lives easier, ThomsonTO (or her team) will create words of their own, much to the confusion of "tweeps" like you to decypher.

Thankfully, OtnosmohT is here to help, and have pasted a glossary of common ThomsonTO definitions.

Just so we can avoid any confusion, ThomsonTO's words appear on the left, and OtnosmohT standard definitions in simple English appears on the right.

Eaves - Leaves, stuff that fall from trees

Like in Harmony - Live in Harmony

Hostess - Male Host (I'm not kidding - August 9th, 2010 ThomsonTO refers to John & George Tory as Hostess)

Cronyism - Endorsement

Corrupt, Falming, Manipulative - The right person for Mayor

Sarah Thompson - Sarah Thomson

Christine Wong-Tan - Krystin Wong-Tam 

I like your tie (in a flustered state of mind) - Sarah thinks your hot, but its not appropriate to flirt with you in public


Team Thomson - Retard Squad


Financial Nonviable - Financial Novice (I could be wrong here....your input is important)


Stating - Starting


Rocco - George Smitherman


George Smitherman and any variations - A morally corrupt, manipulative and falming politician that has been pulling the wool over the eyes of voters for 30 years.


Queers Against Israeli Apartheid is bad - Queers Against Israeli Apartheid could use my money


Rob Ford's plan is destroying transit - Rob Ford's plan is better than mine, and I just can't accept it


Rob Ford is a misogynist, racist and has past charges - stuff I said in the press about Rob that I can't take back, so I have to stick to it even though I might get sued


Settle down boys - I endorsed Smitherman already

Be-titling - Belittling 


Lunch - Beer, Spirits or other alcoholic beverages


Canvassing - Going out and talking to people I feel are dumb, fat, ugly, can't speak English properly or would otherwise annoy me


@pedro_87ca - An account paid for or managed by Sarah Thomson (@thomsonto)


Toronto needs Transit - Things I say to earn voters support, I really couldn't care less how poor people get to work


Donate - I need money because I have none


Fundraiser - A get together of a bunch of people that don't give me any money


Meat Cleaver at City Hall Expenses - Cut's to useless positions at City Hall, one of which was promised to me by Smitherman